Bot Friends

Posted by Rob on 29th December 2014 in Other Stuff |

So, my wife was texting back and forth with her eldest daughter the other night, discussing her boyfriend, and the phone helpfully corrected it to “bot friend”, earning from her the exclamation “What the hell is a bot friend?”. Now, ignoring entirely for a moment the British implication of this (where “bot” is one of many short-hand words for “bottom”), it crossed my mind that when it comes to bot friends, many people might think of this:

tumblr_lk73gmUrAo1qc755nOne mobile fax machine and one repressed metal drag queen.

But that personally, I’m far more likely to think of this:

vincentBecause just look at it. Isn’t that more friendly?

Or, at a pinch, this:

hqdefaultThough the better friend option may have been Benji the dog.

At any rate, perhaps the idea of a “bot friend” isn’t quite so far-fetched after all. Though it’s notable that if your bot friend turns out to be this guy:

Bisley_DeadlockNot quite as friendly-looking as the others.

…then you may want to rethink your decision making process.

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